Whirlwind of Kleenex

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
A fish can’t whistle and neither can I
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don’t know why
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie

-A.A. Milne