Whirlwind of Kleenex

(because many people including me, take music far too seriously)

How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.


Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.


What happens if you sing country music backwards?
You get your job and your wife back.

:D