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Friday, September 27, 2002

well- now it's over and i have laughed, and am laughing heartily over the small fact that was blocking my hapiness yesterday. Here's the story:

I'm sorry to say it, but my sister has well, a, um, constipation problem. In the afternoon of 9/25, she plugged up the toilet. It remained plugged until the evening of 9/26. During that time, I did not go to the bathroom (that is, I went no.1). I, stupid dolthead that I am, didn't even go at school. As you can imagine, I was in considerable agony when I wrote the last entry. I was literally hopping up and down. Then sweet relief came in the form of my dad wielding a closet auger.

Sorry if this is too explict for you, but it's the truth. if you don't believe this story is true, just ask the blindman, he saw it too!!!! And my family can testify in a court of law .

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